today i went to www.talkingcock.com again and found two jokes which i find quite amusing..
Ah Beng's Job Interview (Contributed by Wyman Lye) Ah Beng went for a job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!" Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!" "The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black". Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?" Ah Beng got the job.
Ah Beng's Guide To Geographical Terminology (Contributed by Wyman Lye) GORGES adj. stunningly beautiful ("That ger (girl) is gorges!") BEACH noun. a derogatory term for a disliked woman ("That Bee Lian is such a beach, man!") CORAL verb. 1. to bicker ("Want to coral, is it?") 2. [followed by reef]to argue with ("Want to coral reef me, is it?") DAM noun. a swear word to express disgust or dismay ("Dam it, call her go Zouk, she doe wan.") VALLEY adverb. extremely ("That Versachee belt, valley nice!") THERMOMETER phrase. to meet the next day ("Cindy say thermometer at Taka.") LATITUDE adjective. a disagreeable demeanour (" She really got latitude problem man!") CIRRUS adjective. certain ("Cirrus or not? Don' bluff!") CANOPY phrase. impossible ("He bought new handphone? Canopy!")
there are some others which are equally funny, but i can't post them all up.. and some contain vulgar words. =x
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Welcome.
Hello hello, welcome to my blog!
(The cow.}
Clara Rachel Lai Si Ying 黎思颖
10.09.1993 fifteen
sixteen
Virgo holy innocents' high 1 charity o6' 2 charity o7' 3 charity o8' 4 charity o9'
Ngee Ann Polytechnic
Mass Communication
T103
NP Ambassador ♥ choir, alto IN Crowd 2008/2009
Church of Christ the King
Junior Catechist-in-training
Youth Worship Ministry
Describing myself in one paragraph
I'm a cam-whore freak who has a standard smile for photos. Think pearly teeth, wide grin.
I love journalism and cows.
That means I love expressing myself in words and dairy products.
Purple is my favourite colour.
Which means my eyes are specially focused to notice purple. I love dark purple. Singing is my passion. Especially in the shower.
People say I have a lame sense of humour.
But I still like making people laugh.
I can be random at times.
For example, I can't draw for nuts. I laugh at anything and everything.
*only applicable when I'm happy
I'm a perfectionist.
Oh, and I admit I'm a sensitive, stubborn and self-centered girl.
& I can be annoying at times too!
Hey, we all have flaws, alright. Bitch about me, and you're dead.
I'll sit on you.
The cow loves milk
and much more.
GOD!
family and friends
cows
milk
laughing
gan kor(s):
royston cheow
gideon foo
gan di(s):
louis wong
brian bong
ryan teo
loved dearly by the cow. (:
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GREENDAY!
Boys Like Girls
Angela Zhang
S.H.E.
Jason Mraz
Taylor Swift
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Rhino,from Bolt
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Powerpuff Girls
Kungfu Panda
Bolt
HIHS Choir
IN Crowd o8/o9
cousins
my hamster, Cotton Candy
guitar
is also loved. (:
Cows think big too.
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