Starting Young One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
Can Die (Contributed by Setzer) There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause. Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.... As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ .... Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
[hehe. both very funny!]
♥{Siying!} 5:28 PM
Welcome.
Hello hello, welcome to my blog!
(The cow.}
Clara Rachel Lai Si Ying 黎思颖
10.09.1993 fifteen
sixteen
Virgo holy innocents' high 1 charity o6' 2 charity o7' 3 charity o8' 4 charity o9'
Ngee Ann Polytechnic
Mass Communication
T103
NP Ambassador ♥ choir, alto IN Crowd 2008/2009
Church of Christ the King
Junior Catechist-in-training
Youth Worship Ministry
Describing myself in one paragraph
I'm a cam-whore freak who has a standard smile for photos. Think pearly teeth, wide grin.
I love journalism and cows.
That means I love expressing myself in words and dairy products.
Purple is my favourite colour.
Which means my eyes are specially focused to notice purple. I love dark purple. Singing is my passion. Especially in the shower.
People say I have a lame sense of humour.
But I still like making people laugh.
I can be random at times.
For example, I can't draw for nuts. I laugh at anything and everything.
*only applicable when I'm happy
I'm a perfectionist.
Oh, and I admit I'm a sensitive, stubborn and self-centered girl.
& I can be annoying at times too!
Hey, we all have flaws, alright. Bitch about me, and you're dead.
I'll sit on you.
The cow loves milk
and much more.
GOD!
family and friends
cows
milk
laughing
gan kor(s):
royston cheow
gideon foo
gan di(s):
louis wong
brian bong
ryan teo
loved dearly by the cow. (:
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GREENDAY!
Boys Like Girls
Angela Zhang
S.H.E.
Jason Mraz
Taylor Swift
Chris Pine
Rhino,from Bolt
Garfield
Powerpuff Girls
Kungfu Panda
Bolt
HIHS Choir
IN Crowd o8/o9
cousins
my hamster, Cotton Candy
guitar
is also loved. (:
Cows think big too.
NP Scholarship NP Ambassadors headphones! O Levels to end soon! Ngee Ann Poly Mass Comm! Travel overseas at least once this year
Interview a celebrity Intern at Straits Times Prom!
see snow Ngee Ann RED Camp 6! learn guitar
re-learn drums go KBOX CHINGAY 2010!
ride on a rollercoaster
learn to swim a guitar
worship leader facilitate a church camp NP DPA programme! play pool
take up a sports CCA CHINGAY!
