oh yeahhh, i finally found time to BLOG. let si ying teach some singaporean techniques.
PRESENTING:
SI YING'S DUMMY BOOK TO SINGAPOREAN BEHAVIOURS (based on real-life examples)
1) If the ice cream promoter obviously does not want to let you have a sample, all the more you should get it. 2) If some woman stands behind you waiting for you to finish eating at the food court, so that she can sit, and gives you this bitchy look, purposely take your time to eat. 3) Rush into the train, if you want to fall like i once did.( thanks to smrt) 4) Blast your music if you want to get scolded.
1a)At fairprice xtra( amk hub), this ice cream promoter from haagen-daaz was giving out samples. so i thought i'd get one and try it( since it's always so expensive). then she pretended i was invisible, and handed out ice cream to everybody but me. so i got so fed up, i stuck my hand out in front of her, and when she finally gave it to me, i just grabbed it out of her hand and walked away.
2a) Today at Hougang mall's 4th floor foodcourt, there was this woman with her whole family of about five (her mother, husband, two children, and herself) waiting to occupy our table which my grandmother, her maid, and my family were still eating yet. And she stood behind my dad, and gave me this OH-SO-BITCHY look. and we were not even done eating yet! then they started talking among themselves, until we all got so pissed off, we took our time to eat. oh and when we FINALLY got up, you know what that bitchy woman said? (in chinese) wow, eat so much until cannot stand up ah? MAN, WAS I PISSED!
3a) Well, if you wanna fall and hurt your leg like i did, you are most welcome to rush into the train. especially smrt trains. don't say i didn't warn you. so much for PLEASE MIND THE PLATFORM GAP.
4a) Today, this middle-aged man was blasting his music from his handphone, at the bus stop. So i followed Mr Lee Kim Tai, Sec 2 Year Head, and said to my mom, wow, his music very nice hor? sarcasm abound, yeah. so unless you want to be scolded indirectly, especially in the morning, please refrain from blasting music. it is totally inconsiderate.
oh, that's about it. it's so late already.
♥{Siying!} 9:44 PM
Welcome.
Hello hello, welcome to my blog!
(The cow.}
Clara Rachel Lai Si Ying 黎思颖
10.09.1993 fifteen
sixteen
Virgo holy innocents' high 1 charity o6' 2 charity o7' 3 charity o8' 4 charity o9'
Ngee Ann Polytechnic
Mass Communication
T103
NP Ambassador ♥ choir, alto IN Crowd 2008/2009
Church of Christ the King
Junior Catechist-in-training
Youth Worship Ministry
Describing myself in one paragraph
I'm a cam-whore freak who has a standard smile for photos. Think pearly teeth, wide grin.
I love journalism and cows.
That means I love expressing myself in words and dairy products.
Purple is my favourite colour.
Which means my eyes are specially focused to notice purple. I love dark purple. Singing is my passion. Especially in the shower.
People say I have a lame sense of humour.
But I still like making people laugh.
I can be random at times.
For example, I can't draw for nuts. I laugh at anything and everything.
*only applicable when I'm happy
I'm a perfectionist.
Oh, and I admit I'm a sensitive, stubborn and self-centered girl.
& I can be annoying at times too!
Hey, we all have flaws, alright. Bitch about me, and you're dead.
I'll sit on you.
The cow loves milk
and much more.
GOD!
family and friends
cows
milk
laughing
gan kor(s):
royston cheow
gideon foo
gan di(s):
louis wong
brian bong
ryan teo
loved dearly by the cow. (:
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GREENDAY!
Boys Like Girls
Angela Zhang
S.H.E.
Jason Mraz
Taylor Swift
Chris Pine
Rhino,from Bolt
Garfield
Powerpuff Girls
Kungfu Panda
Bolt
HIHS Choir
IN Crowd o8/o9
cousins
my hamster, Cotton Candy
guitar
is also loved. (:
Cows think big too.
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Interview a celebrity Intern at Straits Times Prom!
see snow Ngee Ann RED Camp 6! learn guitar
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ride on a rollercoaster
learn to swim a guitar
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