Friday, February 27, 2009
I have been named the Queen of Lame-ness.
Or so Fion Fong says.
And she said I don't know enough about cows.
So I researched and here's a list of interesting facts of cows compiled by a cow! :D
1. Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 litre bottles. (stay away from me)
2. Cows can have regional accents. (moo-
lah! -singlish)
3. The fat molecules in goat milk are 5 times smaller than those found in cow milk. It takes 20 minutes for the stomach to break down goat milk as opposed to the hour that it takes to break down cow milk. (but I still love HL milk!)
4. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. (going down is much easier for me, thank you. try going up and down four flights of stairs in school EVERYDAY.)
5. A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose. (ah choo! oh no, that was my perspiration!)
6. Cows can see color. (HAHAH, zebras can't see orange!)
7. The average cow drinks about 30 gallons of water and eats about 95 pounds of feed per day. (WOW.)
8. A cow stands up and lies down about 14 times a day. (they are lucky, they do not need to study like i do.)
9. Cows were domesticated about 5,000 years ago. (we have a longer history than Flinstones!)
10. Cows can detect odors up to 5 miles away. (*sniff* I think you stink!)
Today,
fion, daryl, rachel, tingying, taiyang, suet yee, athan and me went out in search for something to be disclosed. (LOL).
athan was suddenly scarily nice after choir. he bought a double cheeseburger for me. though i must say i hate pickles. but i didn't complain. :D
cross country was boring. take pics, blah, take pics, cheer participants, smell dead fish, see couple taking wedding photos, laughing at ryan chua whose precious camera was taken by gabriel quek.
sorry, that was a digression.
we went to vivo and walked for quite a long time.
then in the end, fion, rachel, tingying and I went to kopitiam for dinner. also known as fion's ice dinner. XD
then we laughed so much that my jaw hurt.
and i got tricked by fion.
Fion: Say silk ten times.
Siying: *stupidly says it*
F: What do cows drink?
S: Milk. (confidently laughs)
Then Fion laughed at me ad I realised I got tricked.
then there was my empty drink can, so i did what sarah taught me before. lift and push down the key tab of the can while reciting the letters of the alphabet. so it goes A(lift), B(push down), C(lift), D(push down), and so on.
after a long while, i ended with M. so i asked whose started with M.
and dumb dumb fion says "Mathanasius".
ROFLMAO.
in the train home,
I asked them if they had anyone to sabo for in hunk/honey.
then fion said, "me lorh!"
bhb la, that girl.
tsk tsk.
Lucky got khaki like him ah!
Dai gar ho! Hohoho!
Lim our milo, learn our lingo!
When I see your smile, tears roll down my face.
